When is fudge called butter tablet? No idea, but this Ballymaloe fudge has become a firm favourite. Slightly more crystalline than the smooth fudge you get commercially, it has a deep brown sugar flavour, a snow-like juddering melt, rich with butter and heady with vanilla. It keeps well in an airtight container in the fridge and is perfect to give as a gift. It even converted a fudge refuser into a fan. That can’t be bad.

My Mum would commit murder to get her hands on this fudge. Worth knowing in case you need someone dispatched.

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Melt 225g unsalted butter in a large saucepan over a low heat and add a tin of evaporated milk, 200ml water mixed with 2-4 tsp vanilla extract. Stir with a whisk. Sit with a heatproof whisk. You are going to be stirring from this second until the fudge is in the tin, so find your happy place.

Add 900g brown sugar. I have experimented with all sorts of brown sugar and all have worked well. In this batch, I used up some opened packets, so there’s a mixture of light muscovado, soft brown sugar and demerara. If your sugar even implies lumpiness, do yourself a favour and sieve it first. Tiresome, I know, but better than beating the lumps out. Keep stirring.

Stir with the heatproof whisk until the sugar has melted. Keep stirring.

Increase the heat to bring to a simmer once the sugar has melted and stir, stir, stir until you reach the soft ball stage, 240F / 116C on a sugar themometer. Be careful. I know, I know, but really, be careful. When it splashes it hurts. Keep stirring.

Ah! We’re there!

I used my funky new digital themometer after the sad demise of my old one and I’m afraid I have to say that the temp didn’t get to softball, but when I dropped a blob into a saucer of cold water, it was firm, yet malleable, so I don’t know what to tell you. Hmm. Whilst it is science, it’s also art. I’ve checked the themometer and it is correct, so think of the temperature as a guide more than a law.

Use your cooking intuition. When the texture changes and the temperature is approaching the softball range, test it in the water. If it falls apart and/or disintegrates, then it isn’t ready. It does take a long time for the temperature to get up there, so to speak, so be patient and zen out at one with your fudge making. And your stirring.

Remove from the heat, place on a pot holder or folded cloth and carry on stirring, observing the gradual change from liquid to fudge. Call Ian in and get him to stir it for 5 minutes if your arm gets tired. He won’t mind.

Once it looks a little paler…

… and starts to hold its shape, you’re there.

Pour it into a buttered tin – 9 x 13″ and quickly spread it out.

I like to press my little spatula on to the surface and lift it up so that you get a rough surface. I think it tastes better that way.

Cool it in the tin, then turn it out and cut into even, or uneven squares. or you could cut it into bars and wrap it up that way. Either way, cut it, stick it in an airtight container in the fridge, eat lots, give away lots and then remember to take a photo of it when you have 2 pieces left.

Yeah. It’s that good.

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Ballymaloe Fudge

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225g unsalted butter
1 x 410g  can evaporated milk
200ml water
900g light brown sugar (or a combination of brown sugars – soft brown, light muscovado, even a sprinkle of demerara)
2 – 4 teaspoons vanilla extract

Shallow or swiss roll tin 9 x 13″

Melt the butter in a large saucepan over a low heat.

Add the evaporated milk, water, sugar(s) and vanilla extract. Stir with a whisk until the sugar has dissolved.

Increase the heat until the mixture simmers. Stir constantly until it reaches the soft ball stage. In the absence of a sugar themometer, test this by putting a blob of fudge into a saucer of cold water. It should be firm but malleable.

Remove from the heat and * stir until it thickens, pales slightly and reaches the slightly gritty consistency of fudge. Once you are seeing the change from liquid to solid starting to happen (and don’t fret; you’ll see it happening, although it might take several… many minutes),  pour into the tin.

Spread the mixture evenly into the tin and, if you like, spike the top up a bit by touching the top with a spatula and lifting up. Equally, you could do some elegant wave effect, but whatever you do, get on with it because with each second that it cools in the tin, the less co-operative it will be.

Let it cool in the tin. Turn the whole slab out and then cut it into even, or uneven, squares, bars, or whatever you like.

* the original recipe instructs you to remove the pan from the heat and sit the pan in cold water. When I did that, the fudge cooled before I could get the texture right. I have far more success leaving it at room temperature and stirring to get the consistency correct.
Store in an airtight tub in the fridge. Keeps for longer than we have ever managed to. Great, great, great gift!

I wanted a quick, easy recipe that used blueberries; something that wasn’t groaning with icings or glazes and wasn’t bettered with a dollop of cream. A real old fashioned afternoon tea bite for kids and adults alike.

This is it. Fling your ingredients in a bowl, clatter round it with an electric hand whisk, stir in the fruit then dollop into a muffin tin and remove, bronzed and perky (the buns too) to be inhaled and devoured gleefully. Soft, vanilla-y, blueberried and sweet. Yum.

5 mins to weigh the ingredients, 5 mins to mix and portion out and 20 mins in the oven. Perfick.

Let me show you my caster sugar:

Keep your caster in a canister and bung dried old vanilla pods into it. Smells and tastes good. Nigella’s idea.  Do you know I once saw a jar of vanilla sugar for something like £4?  I nearly fainted.

Anyway, use this if you do it, if not, use normal caster sugar – no biggie.

Put your ingredients (except the blueberries) into a large bowl

then using an electric hand whisk (or a normal hand whisk if you feel like it), combine all the ingredients until they’ve come together – took less than 10 seconds. It’ll look like this:

See there’s some residual flour at the bottom? I am always mindful of not over handling flour, so don’t try and get every molecule added – it’ll get swept in with the blueberries.

Add your blueberries and fold them in

Grease a 12 hole muffin tin either with butter, or line with papers or use this stuff ( I got it at a shop in Brighton, but you don’t want to know how much I paid for it; that said it is brilliant)

Divide the mixture among the tin

and top with the remaining berries (don’t think I’d bother with that again – just bung the lot in)

Bake for 20 minutes

leave in the tin for 5 mins, then loosen and remove to a wire rack to cool

Mmmm.

I’ve cooled them and put them in the freezer – I think I’ll be glad of those come early September when we’re entering the world of regular lunchboxing.

Or, I might be glad of them one evening when someone has gone fishing.

Shhhh.

October 2009 – We are still having the odd frozen bun for the lunchbox and I had to update to say they freeze brilliantly. I wrap one frozen bun in a piece of kitchen roll and put it straight into the lunchbox – they defrost evenly and are really moist.

Here’s the recipe

Quick Fast Blueberry Buns
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100g unsalted butter, softened
100g vanila sugar (I keep vanilla pods in my canister of sugar – don’t worry if you don’t; just use normal caster)
1 tsp vanilla extract
2 large eggs
150g self raising flour
1/2 tsp baking powder
100g blueberries

Preheat oven to GM4/180C/350F.
Spray 12 hole muffin tin with greasing spray or butter or line with muffin cases.

Put the butter, sugar, vanilla, eggs, flour and baking powder into a large bowl and using an electric hand whisk, whisk until together and creamy – this took about 10 seconds.
Add 75g of the blueberries – or all of them, no worries -  and stir in with a spatula (you’ll also fold in any residual flour, so don’t whisk it to death to start with).

Divide the mixture among the muffin holes and top with the remaining blueberries if you wish.
Bake for 20 mins or until risen nicely and golden brown.

Leave in the tin for 5 minutes, then loosen with a spatula and remove to a wire rack to cool.